Teacher: Who can explain the meaning of irony?
Student: Mick Jagger celebrating his 70th birthday!
“Come On” and give cheers to the best rock and roll band in the world, The Rolling Stones, and best birthday wishes to Mick Jagger, the band’s frontman for fifty years!
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Sometimes when you’re in a restaurant for lunch and it’s crowded and the seating is limited, you might find yourself sharing a table with a stranger. Assuming that you’re alone and your objective is to eat, you might leave the restaurant never having said a word to the person sitting next to you or directly across from you. This situation is not unusual or uncommon but in reality, it is odd to think that maybe one day, say in ten years, you might be sitting next to that same person on a bus and never realize that at one time you shared a table at lunch.
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Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.
I was shopping in a well-known department store the other day and noticed that ALL signs were written in English and in Spanish, except for this one: DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE.
When you stub your toe and shout out in pain, the pain seems to intensify as you realize how many more times in your life you will inevitably stub your toe again!
Which comes first – the sticker that covers the bad spot on the tomato or the bad spot on the tomato?
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Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.
DAY OF RECKONING, TUESDAY 11/13/12: HOPE EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN WITHOUT POWER FROM HURRICANE SANDY HAS HAD IT RESTORED.
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