Monthly Archives: October 2012

Who’s Right and Who’s Wrong

As I wrote in my blog on global warming, someone is right and someone is wrong.  On Monday night during the third presidential debate, President Obama and Governor Romney will try to convince American voters who’s right and who’s wrong.

Obviously, each candidate believes he is the right choice to lead America for the next four years.  With clearly defined opposing views and polls showing that Americans are basically evenly divided – there is no middle ground.  Half of Americans are right so consequently half are wrong.

If Romney had been elected president four years ago instead of Obama, would his decision to “let Detroit go bankrupt” been the right decision?  Would Americans be better off today that they were four years ago?  If Obama is not reelected, will America regret it fours years from now?  Governor Romney is making  his bid for change.  How different is his bid for change today than President Obama’s bid was four years ago?

Economists run data and provide charts to illustrate probabilities.  Political analysts dissect words while experts predict truthful motivation by analyzing body language.  But all in all, it seems that only time will tell.

Did President Bush set out in his first year to do all the things that have defined his presidency?  Since  time is the factor in assessing the results of a president’s cumulative decision-making, it seems that a strong indicator for choice should be character.

During the third debate,  Americans should do more observing than listening.  Haven’t we really heard it all by now?  At this point in the campaign, each candidate should be exhausted.  Who will show it?  Will tempers flare?  Who will appear as a leader of the free world and who will provocatively appear condescending.  Inasmuch as the third debate will focus on foreign affairs, who will provide the best “presidential look” for our allies and adversaries?  Remember the truth in the familiar saying – a picture is worth a thousand words.

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.       Until tomorrow…

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What Do Women Want?

It’s not that women want to be considered equal to men.

 Women just want that issue to be non existent.

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom, and humility.           Until tomorrow…

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Global Warming

Global warming is destroying the earth.                                                                                          

No it isn’t.

Yes it is.

                                        Who’s right?

                                         Who’s wrong?

I’d rather be right about being wrong.

Wrong that global warming is destroying the earth?

No, wrong that it is.

                                        But it isn’t.

                                        But it is.

I don’t think we should continue this conversation.

At least you’re right about that!

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.        Until tomorrow…

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Editorial: The Vice Presidential Debate

When you’re hungry, all you can think about is getting something to eat.  When you are not able to feed your kids properly, all you can think about is how you have failed them.  All other issues are secondary and this depletes American human productivity.  In his closing statement at last night’s vice presidential debate,  Vice President Joe Biden focused on the middle -class and stressed that “all they’re looking for is a fair shot.  People want peace of mind,” he said.

Peace of mind is a  valuable commodity that has sadly been crushed in this economy.  Americans are struggling to get it back.  They want more out of life than to just get through the day, although that in and of itself is an achievement in today’s world.  Americans want to go to work, bring home a paycheck and take care of their families.  Biden outlined how to get peace of mind back into America with jobs being the primary focus.  He emphasized that a strong middle-class is the backbone of this economy.  If an individual cannot afford to buy food or afford a place to live, then there is no growth for anyone in this society.

Moderator, Martha Raddatz, carefully crafted her questions to elicit a – look the American people in the eye and tell them the truth – response from each candidate.  In addition to jobs, she asked questions about Iran; the war in Afghanistan; Medicare and Social Security; taxes; and finally, abortion.

Congressman Ryan stressed that Iran could not be allowed to make a nuclear bomb and pointed out how Iran was four years closer to having a bomb, and that the water downed sanctions were not enough.  Biden pressed Ryan for an alternative solution, other than war, and cited how Americans could not engage in another Middle Eastern war.  Ryan protested having troops on the ground in Iran but he could not convincingly deny that a military intervention was off the table.

Biden promised that the war in Afghanistan would end in 2014.  Ryan agreed with that date while at the same time criticizing the rigid timetable, citing that the Taliban would see it as an opportunity to wait it out, and then take over the region.  Biden responded that trained Afghan troops would be in control by then, and that America has the backing of its allies for this timetable, an indicator of strength in leadership.

Both candidates differed in their approach to the status quo of Medicare and Social Security, where Biden adamantly refused to alter promised provisions while Ryan adamantly cited the need for reform to maintain sustainability.  The issue of taxes again reiterated how Republicans are blocking an extension of the middle-class tax cuts.  “It’s about time they take responsibility instead of signing pledges to avoid raising taxes,” Biden said of the Republicans.

Despite Biden’s aggressive and sometimes disrespectful behavior towards Ryan with his laughter, unflattering grin, and interruptions, Biden demonstrated a competence in foreign and domestic affairs and asserted his genuine concern for the prosperity of the middle-class.  Although Ryan’s congressional expertise does not compare to Biden’s years of foreign policy experience, Ryan demonstrated a confidence in his knowledge of world and domestic affairs and stressed how he and Governor Romney are committed to serving all Americans, even the 47 percent.

With the election fast approaching, Americans are desperate for peace of mind and less piece of mind.  During the second presidential debate, it would be hopeful if President Obama could remember a very important lesson in leadership – never let them see you sweat! Obama admitted in an interview with Diane Sawyer for ABC News, that he did indeed “sweat” during the first debate.  He said that, “Governor Romney had a good night and I had a bad night” and added “Well, it’s not the first time I’ve had a bad night.  But I think what’s important is the fundamentals of what this race is about haven’t changed.  You know, Governor Romney went to a lotta trouble to try to hide what his positions are.”  Obama continued to compare his performance during the debate to sports.  It’s fine to sweat on the basketball court, but not as a leader of the free world during a debate.  So to coin what Bill O’Reilly might ask, “what say you?” Mr. President. 

President Obama should heed the advice given to corporate women – don’t ever let them see you cry.  Or in the words of an actor, the audience will only know that you messed up if you tell them.  President Obama told Sawyer that he basically messed up.  Those who watched the debate kind of knew that, but then again, his performance could have been a strategy to put Governor Romney off guard for the second debate.  Well now, we obviously know that it wasn’t a strategy.  With the election a few weeks away, gaining the confidence of the American voters will be tough for all four candidates.  Pun intended, which of these four gentlemen will “fit the bill “and get this country headed in the right direction? 

(2012) Linda Stone Cohen All Right Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom, and humility.       Until tomorrow…

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To My Daughter

I’m cleaning dried, moldy, blueberry yogurt from the crevice of my thought it was clean refrigerator as I hear you screeching around the corner pushing your doll carriage which tilts to the left because you banged it against the floor constantly and it finally broke as I told you it would and I wonder is it worth it as you pinch the baby’s toes and apologize and say that you didn’t do it on purpose when we both know that you did do it on purpose and the baby howls and I ponder my existence.  The toys, toys, toys, who should have so many toys and I took bags of toys away from you because you didn’t put them away and you didn’t even notice they were gone and I wonder whose life I’m living as you scream for me to go away when I awaken you in the morning and scream for me to go away when I tell you it’s bedtime and I wonder what it’s all about.  But then I see how you’ve grown and smile with thanks as you draw happy pictures of people and the sun and you pause in your fury through the house to say “excuse me” to the dog and pet her as you accidentally tug on her tail.  Yet I cringe as you climb into the baby’s crib with one leg in and one leg out envisioning your fall and broken legs but you tell me it’s only to play the music on the mobile and that you’ll be careful and won’t fall and I wonder how I’ll get through this as your sister giggles and wiggles while you bond and dance in the crib to “It’s a Small World” and you don’t fall and I manage to survive but I feel that I’ve aged.  Through the craziness of the day and the exhaustiveness of your energy I look at you and wonder who you as you kiss me gently on the cheek saying, “I love you up to the sky Mommy” and I’m reminded who you are and why I’m living this life and know how very much it’s worth it.

(c) 1987, 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.       Until tomorrow…

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Thought for the Day

When you listen to a baby’s laughter, you don’t care what country it’s from, or its religion or ethnicity – it’s just a baby’s laughter.  Simple.

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.              Until tomorrow…

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Pathetic Crier

This isn’t meant to offend anyone, honestly, but have you ever noticed that some little kids cry, well, pathetically?  All kids are adorable, we know that, but think about it, some kids are cute when they cry and others, well, simply are not.

So one afternoon, late in August last summer, my next door neighbor is having a backyard family reunion where relatives congregate in little groups of familiarity, smiling and toasting their drinks at loved ones whose names they can’t recall but they say, oh my how you’ve grown to all the children.  And there are so many of them running around!  So I’m lying peacefully in my hammock, tolerant of the noise since it is an important and happy family event and even happier that I did not receive a “we feel awkward that you’re sitting over there in your  hammock by yourself so why don’t you join us” invitation.  I rehearse my response which is no thanks I’m fine really just in case when suddenly I hear a wrenching howling.  I ask myself is that a child crying or a goat with its head stuck in the grill?  I jump up from my comfortable hammock and run next door to assist and there I see this little boy, maybe four or five years old, screaming his head off in front of this man who I assume is his father – it would have to be.  Who else would get that close?  The child doesn’t appear to be hurt but the howling indicates that something is definitely amiss.  The father appears helpless and glances frantically for any woman to assume the responsibility of motherhood.  The howl gets louder and the child’s face gets, well, less attractive, much less.  Frighteningly so!  He just wants something.  But WHAT?  WHAT DOES HE WANT?  Now I must remember not to shout at this kid since I’m not officially invited to this party so I start to analyze the situation.  Did this child practice this type of crying or is it natural.  Hard to believe it could be natural, but nonetheless.  Just think when little kids are in the bathroom forever and you wonder why it takes them an hour to wash their hands.  They’re not washing their hands – they’re practicing their crying!  Getting it down to perfection.  So this is the deal, I figure.  Cute crier gets hugs and kisses – pathetic crier gets whatever he wants, just to get him to shut up.  Genius!

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.        Until tomorrow…

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Emergency Press Conference

Ann Romney, as the First Lady, holds an emergency press conference.

Mrs. Romney:  Thank you for coming here on such short notice.  I want to make it clear, in case what my husband said in the privacy of the oval office yesterday was overheard, that I love Mitt’s sad puppy eyes.  Thank you for coming.  Good day.

Press:  Is that all, Mrs. Romney?

Mrs. Romney:  Yes, that’s all.

Press:  That’s why you scheduled an emergency press conference at 6:00 in the morning?

Mrs. Romney:  Yes.  I want this to get to the media as quickly as possible. Maybe you can get this on the Today show or on MSNBC and don’t forget Rachel Maddow!  I don’t want those liberals to misinterpret this information.

Press:  Those liberals are just waiting for news like this.   Don’t worry, Mrs. Romney, they’ll pick up this news as quickly as we report it.  Remember, we’re the ones here.

Mrs. Romney:  Yes, that’s true.  But I don’t think I like your attitude.  Don’t you think this is important?

Press:  With all due respect, ma’am,  Mrs. Obama never called an emergency press conference.  We think this is rather trivial.

Mrs. Romney:  Trivial?  Very well, then, it won’t happen again.

Press:  Ma’am with all due respect, it won’t. But you did say that the oval office is bugged?

Mrs. Romney:  I didn’t exactly say that, but my husband mentioned that after his meeting with Big Bird, oh dear, I don’t know if I was supposed to keep that a secret.   It’s just that Mitt wants to play it safe from day one.   He wants everything out in the open.  And you know that my husband doesn’t say anything that’s not true, except about my not loving his sad puppy eyes.

Press:  So he really thinks that 47 percent of Americans are slackers.

Mrs. Romney:  I’ll have to defer that question to him.

Press:  So the real point of your emergency press conference is to inform us that the oval office is bugged and that your husband believes that 47 percent of Americans are slackers. 

Mrs. Romney:  No, no, that’s not what I said, it’s because of my husband’s sad puppy eyes.  This press conference is officially over.

Press:  What do you suppose we will be covering three years and 364 days from now?

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.  Until tomorrow…

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Romney’s First Day as President – Monologue

I can’t believe that I won.  My first day in the oval office.  What should I do first?  Let’s see, oh yes, my number one campaign promise. (Shouts out window) ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WITHOUT JOBS, GET UP!  I DON’T HAVE A JOB FOR YOU YET, THAT’S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME, BUT GET UP, GET DRESSED, PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE A JOB TO GO TO.  There, my first presidential order.  Okay, what should I do now?  Oh yes, fire Big Bird.  I’ll let Paul do that.  After breakfast I’m going to clean up the mess that Obama created.  I know that his heart was in the right place but he just didn’t know what he was doing.  Do I know what I’m doing?  Look how lay back he was at the first debate.  He should have asked me about that 47 percent thing.  Probably thought that I had a good comeback so he didn’t want to give me the opportunity.  Ha, I had nada!!!  Anyway, I’ll run the country like a business.  That’s what I do, that’s my thing.  People always say, do your thing!  I’ve said it before, I don’t mind firing people so all you lazy people out there who can’t get on board, well, steer that ship overseas.  No, I can’t say that.  That’s almost 47 percent of the population.  That might take care of the budget, though.  They’re takers, not contributors, so no tax revenue lost.  Let some other country deal with all the poor, I mean, disadvantaged folks.  Hey, I’m alone, I can say poor if I want to.  I hope this place isn’t bugged.  I’m hungry.  I wish someone would bring me my presidential breakfast, coffee at least.  Where’s that room service number.  I’ll fire whoever was supposed to bring me my breakfast.  There, already created one new job!

Ah, a mirror!  Let’s see how presidential I look early in the morning.  I’ve got that little smirk down pretty well.  Not too smirky, keep it sincere.  And my sad puppy eyes seem to draw people in, although Ann can’t stand it.  I’ve got to stop blinking so much but I can’t help it when I’m nervous.

Look out world, I’m at the helm now!  I’ll fix America’s image.  Russia, China, take notice.  I’m not going to put up with your shenanigans!  I’m tough.  I’ll take on the entire world if I have to, uh, I shouldn’t say that, I might have to.  Anyway, I’m not afraid of anyone.  As Bush used to say, “Bring it on!”

Ooh, someone’s at the door.  Maybe someone has finally brought my presidential breakfast.  (Opens door) Big Bird!  How did you get in here?

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.       Until tomorrow…

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The Bullies Wear Suits

“Do I get that raise?”

“In this economy, I would have to be stupid to give you a raise.  You’re lucky to have a job.  You’re not that bright you know, but you’re a good person.  I like you, really, I do.  But again, you’re not too bright but because I like you,  you’re still here.”

“About that raise?”

“If you worked 24/7 your work would not be as good as my least performing employee.  Be glad that you have a job at all!  You do want your job, don’t you?”

“Not really, but I’m willing to work for you because I’m your only employee.  Remember, everyone quit because you’re a bully.  You’re stupid, mean, incompetent, and can’t do your job!  If I quit, then you can no longer be a boss.  Get it?  You do want your job, don’t you  Now, about that raise!”

Most workplace bullying scenarios do not end up this well.  According to a 2007 Workplace Bullying Institute survey by WBI-Zogby, bullying creates stress related health issues that include debilitating anxiety; panic attacks; clinical depression, and post traumatic stress.  The study cites that PTSD occurs in 30% women and 21% men.  Even if you’re not a direct target of bullying, the study reports that witnessing bullying is vicariously traumatizing and can produce the same health issues.  WBI-Zogby reported  that out of 7,740 respondents to a survey, 37% of workers had been bullied and that 72% had been bosses.  However, any worker can be targeted by anyone in his or her work environment.

Currently, in New Jersey, employees are protected from workplace bullying by the “Healthy Workplace Act” Senate No. 333.  The synopsis of the Act cites that, “the social and economic well-being of the State is dependent upon healthy and productive employees.”  According to the Act, “it shall be an unlawful employment practice for an employer to subject an employee to abusive conduct or to permit an abusive work environment” and to retaliate in any manner against an employee because of a  complaint or legal action.

This bill was originally sponsored on March 5, 2010 as A673 by Assemblywomen Sheila Y. Oliver (D), Valerie Vanieri-Huttle (D),  and Linda R. Greenstein (D).  In 2011, Greenstein moved to the Senate to complete the term and then introduced the same bill as S2515.  On Jan. 10, 2012, Senator Greenstein introduced the bill to the Senate as S333.  It has been referred to the Senate Labor Committee for the 2012-2013 state legislation session.  Senator Linda R. Greenstein (D-14) can be reached at sengreenstein@njleg.org.   Check with your particular state for workplace bullying legislative updates.

Basically, it’s simple.  You can no longer be a bully in school or in the workplace, no matter who you are.  Similarly, school administrators are legally responsible for maintaining the health and well-being of each student against abusive behavior.  The coined phrase, “boys will be boys” and “girls will be girls” must be eliminated.  So if there are any bullies out there, JUST STOP IT, and make it a good day for everyone.

(c) 2012 Linda Stone Cohen All Rights Reserved

Remember that no amount of money can purchase grace, wisdom and humility.       Until tomorrow…

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