Herb: Steve, what’s your position on gun control?
Steve: I don’t have a position on gun control on Monday morning.
Herb: Com’on
Steve: Okay, I believe it’s my constitutional right to own a gun.
Herb: So you’re voting for Romney.
Steve: Not necessarily.
Herb: Well, I believe it’s my constitutional right to live.
Steve: So you’re pro-life and voting Republican.
Herb: Not necessarily. I believe I have the right to live and not be shot by you.
Steve: Why would I shoot you?
Herb: If you had a gun and I pissed you off.
Steve: Herb, we’ve worked together for a long time but you’re not that important. You’re just annoying, like prickly heat.
Herb: Be that as it may, the fact is if you didn’t own a gun then there would be no issue.
Steve: Herb my man, listen carefully. I have never owned a gun so there never was an issue. Promise me one thing.
Herb: What.
Steve: You’ll never move to Florida.
Herb: Don’t say that you heard it from me, but there’s a rumor that the company might relocate to Florida, taxes, you know.
Steve: Then you need to quit!
New Girl: I had a dream about this guy that I just starting dating. I dreamt that he had become the man I’ve always dreamed about.
Evelyn: That’s nice, dear.
Nicole: There’s a new man working in accounting.
Evelyn: And…did something happen?
Nicole: I think I offended him. I hadn’t meant to.
Evelyn: What on earth could you have said to him?
Nicole: I told him that he reminded me of my husband and he said when you married him and I told him no, when I divorced him.
Evelyn: Oh dear!
New Girl: I didn’t know you were married.
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